1. Wet Glass Phone
A neon-orange rotary phone with a wet glass receiver, bubble-filled dial, and a cord caught mid-snap.
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$24.00out of stock
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2. Crocodile Stapler
A lime-green ceramic stapler shaped like a sleeping crocodile with brass teeth and one silver staple tongue.
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Notify list closed before it opened.
$12.50out of stock
3. Chrome Banana
A cobalt-blue enamel banana peeled halfway open to reveal a chrome interior and an unreadable yellow sticker.
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Last seen never. Display only.
$31.00out of stock
4. Petal Desk Fan
A hot-pink desk fan with translucent flower petals instead of blades and glitter on the bent chrome cage.
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Airflow discontinued.
$28.99out of stock
5. Jelly Handbag
A red translucent jelly handbag with a gold zipper trapped inside and a handle stretched like candy.
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Contains no compartments, only tension.
$45.00out of stock
6. Spoon Alarm Clock
A bright yellow alarm clock with tiny spoons for hands and numbers sliding down the face like stickers.
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Time is not supported.
$18.20out of stock
7. Square Cloud Toaster
A turquoise toaster ejecting a perfectly square cottony cloud from its shiny plastic body.
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Ships to nowhere.
$33.33out of stock
8. Sneaker Duck
A glossy purple rubber duck with a too-flat orange beak and four tiny sneaker soles underneath.
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Not bath safe. Not floor safe.
$9.99out of stock
9. Paintbrush Toothbrush
A cherry-red electric toothbrush with a paintbrush bristle head and blue paint droplets frozen mid-splatter.
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Dentists have declined comment.
$7.75out of stock
10. Latex Pear
A neon-green pear made of inflated latex with a tied knot bottom and twisted wire stem.
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Ripeness unverifiable.
$16.00out of stock
11. Candy Reel Cassette
A royal-blue transparent cassette with candy-colored reels and melted rainbow tape spilling out.
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Audio melted during intake.
$21.00out of stock
12. Fish Umbrella
A red umbrella folded into the shape of a fish, with glossy fabric scales and silver rib bones.
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Rain policy unavailable.
$26.40out of stock
13. Marble Rain Boot
A yellow rubber boot filled to the rim with blue marbles, one caught halfway falling out.
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Sold individually. Walking not advised.
$19.95out of stock
14. Gummy Calculator
A hot-orange calculator with clear gummy bear buttons and a black display showing one white dot.
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Returns one answer only.
$14.14out of stock
15. Lace Teapot
A turquoise teapot with a bird-beak spout and a bright red sneaker lace tied as the handle.
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Steeping instructions were untied.
$38.00out of stock
16. Zipper Apple
A magenta plastic apple with an oversized metal zipper and a glowing yellow foam-like interior.
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Interior listed separately in a lost catalog.
$11.11out of stock
17. High Heel Watering Can
A bright blue watering can shaped like a high heel with droplets frozen near the stiletto spout.
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Garden compatibility unknown.
$29.00out of stock
18. Candy Key Typewriter
A lemon-yellow typewriter with rounded pastel candy keys and a blank sheet waiting in the carriage.
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All drafts remain unwritten.
$57.00out of stock
19. Pearl Toothpaste
A red-and-white toothpaste tube spilling tiny pearls from its uncapped nozzle like foam.
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Mint flavor not confirmed.
$8.80out of stock
20. Butterfly Hair Dryer
A lime-green hair dryer with translucent orange butterfly wings where the nozzle should be.
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Warm breeze escaped.
$22.00out of stock
21. Balloon Handle Mug
A cobalt-blue coffee mug with a shiny inflated rubber balloon handle and a visible knot.
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Handle pressure not guaranteed.
$13.60out of stock
22. Gum Padlock
A bright pink padlock made of soft chewing gum, fingerprinted and stretched around a bent chrome shackle.
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Security rating: sticky.
$6.66out of stock
23. Clock Tennis Ball
A fuzzy yellow tennis ball with a tiny chrome clock face embedded into its warped seam lines.
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Match postponed indefinitely.
$10.25out of stock
24. Glass Carrot Tray
A red plastic lunch tray holding one transparent glass carrot filled with orange soda bubbles.
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Lunch period ended.
$17.45out of stock
25. Eyelash Snorkel Mask
A turquoise snorkel mask with long cartoonish black eyelashes around the reflective lens.
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Stares back in shallow water.
$25.00out of stock
26. Velvet Traffic Cone
A bright orange traffic cone made of slumped velvet with satin ribbon replacing the reflective bands.
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Road closure softened.
$32.00out of stock
27. Doorknob Milk Carton
A glossy purple milk carton with a chrome doorknob on the front and one tiny star on the blank label.
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Expiration date opens inward.
$15.00out of stock
28. Metal Banana Peel
A neon-yellow banana peel made of polished metal, curled open with tiny screws where fruit should be.
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Slipping hazard preserved.
$41.00out of stock
29. Feather Wheel Toy Car
A bright red toy car with four fluffy white feather wheels spinning outward like tires.
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Zero road contact since launch.
$12.00out of stock
30. Strawberry Lightbulb
A blue glass lightbulb shaped like a strawberry with metal leaves and a question-mark filament.
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Question remains unlit.
$27.30out of stock
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